- you call cake 'cakie-pie' (i don't know what this has to do with gender... i just think it's cute)
- you think everything is either blue or green
- you turn anything and everything into a gun and then yell 'boom! boom! fall off!'
- your favorite band is the temper trap
- you do somersaults and 'flips' and never cry when you get hurt attempting new feats of gymnastic genius
- you take care of your mommy when daddy is away for work